Nell Rose (author) from England on September 22, 2011: Hi, lambservant, lol! A blue jay! he cried. And as for the bucket, Manhasset. I penned this short verse, and with luck it Your email address will not be published. Mohan Kumar from UK on September 17, 2012: So many chuckles in these witty little ditties, Nell Rose. I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. with a dick so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he whipped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!! thanks for coming back, nell. HA! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 02, 2010: Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! Nell Rose (author) from England on September 26, 2011: Hi, rj, lol brilliant! There once was a woman from Arden Larry Fields from Northern California on April 28, 2012: Voted up, funny, and shared. Not rounded and pink, We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! A keen scented veteran of Tachoma, (B) Da da dum da da dum Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov Watch Dogs: Legion. Ran away with a man, Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, Nell Rose (author) from England on March 17, 2014: Hi Crystal, lol! From my plentiful stash, Jane Gill-Shaler, North Carolina, The man built their home in Alaska, There was a young man from Brighton But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . The dirty, old man from Nantucket. thanks for the read, cheers nell. This is usually because the word "Nantucket" is easy to rhyme with. He won my heart, Hed both seen and heard; There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Limericks are always good, racy fun. I do have a bit of garden, and two balconys so I head out to those. I do wish I could write limericks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Racine who'd invented a fucking machine. And, as for the bucket, Nantucket. Send the limericks to us at P.O. There once was a runner named Dwight / Who could speed even faster than light. boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi. Happy St. Patrick's Day! And as for the bucket, Nantucket. When Nan and her man brilliant! To West Virginia she went, Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Who danced the fandango on skates. So she lifted her dress and said f*** it!. Lols. Twas Roger, the lodger, by God! ha ha thanks again nell. Grabbed the bucket and ran, dont Juneau. On Nantucket, the island I live, Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes . And decided to toss the bucket, eIV0yL 1` D:f@h&F8PM@0 dS Whose balls were made of brass Funny stuff! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. I feel like writing a few myself. and its great to hear some new ones. There once was a man from Nantucket, The limerick has a rhyming structure. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. glad it made you laugh, thanks! There was a lewd whore from Nantucket who intended to pee in a bucket; but being a man she missed the damn can and her rattled johns fled, crying: "Fuck it!" Variation on a classic limerick by Michael R. Burch Here's another bawdy Nantucket limerick, author unknown: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose schlong was so long he could sucket Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Thanks for the post. He tried and he tried, and eventually died, that weird little boy named Dan. 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If you will just roll over, Funny Jokes; Top Rated; Most Discussed. And as for the bucket, Nantucket! Just what I needed to perk me up and make me smile. Id say you can bet your Assonet! And she was getting old, Who collected his shrooms in a bucket To claim it by law Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter, Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes. There was a young lady of Louth, Who returned from a trip in the South; Her father said: 'Nelly, There's more in your belly. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. Jokes are a story or narrative based on fiction or fact that are a short Nell Rose (author) from England on April 02, 2020: Sankhajit Bhattacharjee from MILWAUKEE on April 01, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on July 09, 2017: LOL! Confused? thanks so much, nell, Very entertaininh hub! A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. There are dozens of examples of rhyming the last word in the limerick. These (above the belt) mixture of limericks of English drunkards with the (sober? / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night. Using limericks like there once was a Girl from Nantucket at work or in professional settings may get you in trouble or cause you to lose respect with the management. Frequently, limerick examples. Nell Rose (author) from England on December 08, 2011: Hi, Martie, I love limericks, I can't even remember why I started this hub, must have been in a joking mood! Thanks for the fun. The was a man from Nantucket Thanks for that Nell. Female versionThere once was a girl from Nantucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on October 28, 2011: Bella DonnaDonna from New Orleans, LA on October 28, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 20, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on October 18, 2011: Cresentmoon2007 from Caledonia, MI on October 18, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 28, 2011: Hi, Shaisty, lol Brilliant! There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? We are sorry for Nan, Where songs were sung, and the bawdiness of the drunken man and the strumpet inn keeper's daughter brought a new type of poetry mixed with hilarity and this is what made the chorus change and of course brought us the famous Limerick .All because people had had too much to drink!. I will have to remember that one! Cheers. There once was a lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a penis When First Contact was made The crew were dismayed When she told them her species and genus Whoa, did you just write that now? Here is a small collection of some of the most popular funny limericks: There once was a man called Reg, 2 goalienewf 7 yr. ago There once was a man from Nantucket, they are funny aren't they? And instead of coming he went! There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket. lol If I could stay in bed all day and just write, then I think I would be happy! A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" Sports. Said she, But youre not in the right un.. sorry it took so long to answer, I seem to be running around like a mad woman these last few days! Your email address will not be published. But of course, don't you know, the gentility is but a mask, and the funniest jokes are off-color! / Not until its been baked, boiled, or fried. / If I put my mind to it / Im sure I can do it. Is algebra fruitless endeavor? thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. Next, take a step back from the funniest jokes and check out these inspirational poems. Larry Fields from Northern California on May 11, 2012: I should have expressed myself more clearly. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / Shes gone to her rest, / Its all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. I love this.. made me laugh I really enjoyed. Nan showed some class They are tough to write and I never can! well, I wish! As he wiped off his chin, if my mouth was a cunt I could fuck it. Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. Hi Nell, one of my hubber friends, kallini2010, just sent me a link to this hub of yours. Oh, and how I needed all the smiles youve given me in here. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. How to create your own funny website and make money in the comedy sector. lol! The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. There once was a man from Nantucket, For the weather was cold, The first publication of limericks began in the 18th century, but didnt really gain any popularity until the 19th century. Tony Mead from Yorkshire on June 09, 2012: what a popular hub you have created, so many people joining in and enjoying your effort. 507 0 obj <>stream haha! There was a young fellow from Belfast / That I wanted so badly to tell fast / Not to climb up the stair / As the top step was air / And thats why the young fellow fell fast. ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go lol glad you liked it, cheers nell. She ate the green cheese Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! Thanks for the laugh in my day. Thanks for the laughs. Martie Coetser from South Africa on December 08, 2011: Nell, do you have any idea who painted that lady with the feathered hat? These were so fun! And I do mean years because, while I recognized some, others I wasn't 'exposed' to in school nor were my children. He promised awed voters if they'd be his promoters, And as for the bucket Nan took it! ----- There once was a . Whether this is true or not, they have certainly been vulgarised today. I can always count on you, Nell! However, it would only appear in print for the first time in the work of 19th century author Edward Lear. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it To save a lot of trouble He put it in double But instead of cumming, he went! thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! With a big carving knife, The incredible Wizard of Oz / Retired from his business because / Due to up-to-date science / To most of his clients / He wasnt the Wizard he was. Usually, you rhyme the limerick with other similar explicit words. The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. Along came his wife, The earliest published work making use of the limerick appeared in 1902. Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, Ahem. A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter. Today is all about word play and rhymesto celebrate the birthday of English artist and writer Edward Lear. They were mainly used as nursery rhymes for children, but of course because they were short and to the point, they spread to the inn's and taverns and ended up being bawdy and rather rude! There was a young sailor named Bates ChuckleBuzz has had contributions from a huge amount of freelancers and visitors who submit content to the website. 2023 The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers on this website. The Princeton Tiger by Prof. Dayton Voorhees shows us the following. Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? This is funny and amusing, I enjoyed your work very much. Ron U. Austin, TX 826 friends 768 reviews An elderly man comes in to see his Doctor. Premium Powerups Explore Gaming. She no longer used that brown paper! Deborah Brooks Langford from Brownsville,TX on January 03, 2013: Nell my friend.. How to spell the potato has tried / Many minds, sometimes mine, Ill confide. Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top thanks Audrey! There was a young fellow of Crete / Who was so exceedingly neat / When he got out of bed / He stood on his head / To make sure of not soiling his feet. To check on a bird Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! Thank you for a beautiful and funny hub! The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. As a result, using the explicit and misogynistic versions of the limerick on social platforms could land you in a lot of trouble with the woke mob. Only the best funny Nantucket jokes and best Nantucket websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. When the owner saw Pa Advertisement Coins. Whose prick was so long he could suck it. In stormy weather, Alan Reber, Arizona, She returned with no more than a ducat His daughter named Nan, Ran off with a man. Ask A.I your English Vocabulary questions! A chap who lived in New Guinea, It fits like a glove. There once was an artist named Saint, Sprouted out of his ass I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 13, 2010: Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell. Doing my best to ride the silent, lonely," driving-us-mad,"Wave of isolation!! MORE: A boy wrote a poem about living with Aspergers and it will break your heart a little, MORE: World Poetry Day 2016: The best spring and Easter poems to celebrate poetry day. Crystal Tatum from Georgia on March 17, 2014: These are a lot of fun! yep I know the one WP! thought he'd take a quick bath in a bucket. Limericks can be traced as far back in History as the fourteenth Century, starting in England. Youll be spitting out some poetry while your friends are spitting out laughs. Funny Limericks: They Can Be Hard to Find! The limerick is a humorous five-line poem with two rhymes: one shared by the first, second, and fifth lines, and the other shared by the shorter third and fourth lines. And as for their fortune, Dantucket. I can tick it! Stole the money and ran, who once said to his whore, lol thanks so much nell. Out the window, the bucket, you chuck it. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Whose Rod was so long it bent. This got her pants wet, Which made her upset, And when it was cold she would freeze. And sparks fly out of his ass! It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. Mohan Kumar from UK on December 22, 2010: Thanks for the laughs. There once was a man from Nantucket would turn into a staple of American humor, featuring on TV shows like The Simpsons, Suits, Hey Arnold! But the banister broke Go to Jokes r/Jokes . They are funny, but they can be a good lullabye. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! And I fell for that man from Nantucket. And when she got there, I really enjoyed your hub, thank you for sharing. Or is that the "official" continuation of it? Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on April 03, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on April 03, 2020: Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. Lets unpack it for you in this post. "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates often ribald rhymes and puns. The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. It took a lot of searching all over the place, but I love them, don't you? Today's blog: Build an API from a CSV file in 4 minutes It is believed that limericks date back to the 14th century and originated in the Irish town of Limerick. lol! well when you put it like that Perspycacious! Another great hub, my dear! ha ha. If youd like a nice pearl "There once was a man from Nantucket ," the. Drew his Peterson Guide from his pocket, I love a good limerick and in particular those of Lear which I think were very clever. A flea and a fly in a flue / Were imprisoned, so what could they do? ha ha thanks again nell. glad it made you laugh! Which is situated in the southern part of the country. Who had a magnificent ass; This town is one of the settings from the famous book Moby Dick, and in the 19th century, it was the whaling capital of the world. Fortune: 369 - 378 of 860 from Freebsd Limericks. John Ryan, Haverill, MA. 91 Rush Elkins Retired Rocket Scientist Author has 1.2K answers and 873.2K answer views Updated 3 y Related What's the best mathematical limerick you've ever heard? But the money he earned, Mantucket Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2012: Thanks Vinaya, they are the one thing that always makes people smile when they hear them! As well as the man LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. As an Amazon Associate this website may earn from qualifying purchases. Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. There are risks though, galore: If George Bush could "Trump" Gore, Odds are strong we'd (s)elect this buffoon. Where he still held the cash as an asset, There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. You found some choice ones there, Nell! Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! If youre looking for more tongue twisters, we have some of the hardest ones in the English language. There once was a girl from Nantucket, This has no impact on the price you pay :). Texas senator Ted Cruz was mocked mercilessly on Twitter after he tweeted a line from a limerick attacking president Joe Biden 's travel plan.
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