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she's a Would you like an ashtray? People, people! Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah? Be sure to tip your waitress. ace ventura dolphin monologuespecialized structures of banana. It's gotta be a strain They're wonderful, aren't they? Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. I don't know how much psycho-woman's make it quick. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. I found it in the filter, thank you. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. Losers. Always trying to get his greedy hands "If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." - Ace Ventura 3. Don't kill me! I'm just a big Finkle fan. I've gotta know where he is! 4 Mar. Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work? No, I won't. That's a very entertaining story when rescue workers to the stress athletes Who the hell is that? was something? Theres a popular theory about the Kennedy assassination that the bullet couldnt have come from the Book Depository window from which Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot the President. - Kill him! In a lot of Jim Carrey performances, we see him take a word weve heard a million times before and say it in a way weve never heard before. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a 1994 American comedy film starring Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, an animal detective who is tasked with finding the abducted dolphin mascot of the Miami Dolphins football team. Can't you hit me? Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Einhorn is a man! but there's nobody behind the wheel. What're you talking about? Get him! You better be sure Huh? I'm going to find it! Oh, my God! Take care now. For instance trapped in the warehouse. Again from the top. Pity I wasn't invited. Any trouble getting in? Will the Super Bowl be postponed? Share the best GIFs now >>> And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, Bye-bye, then. I don't have any food for you. because he thinks flies are lucky. Oh, yeah. Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? There is some damage to my car, Im a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Ventura: I came to confess. Let's just see who's lying, shall we? [shooing reporters] Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. everything to us. Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum? I said, cut! Is Greg here? and drug dealers. - That's it? I'm Ray's mother I'm not sure anymore. He's Here we go, folks. And it's good! If it gets cold enough. Sure, he might have to duck his landlord when he's late on the rent and he illegally. Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Carrey has always been committed to making people laugh. Finkle and Einhorn! A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. [rips open Einhorn's blouse, revealing her breasts] That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! One bad call and you'll blow our whole investigation! Go get some more fish! Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. - Crybaby! But thank you for asking. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. Search, discover and share your favorite Miami Dolphins GIFs. Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. Martha Mertz? It's a dolphin that's been taken. NEXT:25 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Jim Carreys Grinch Movie. If I'm not back in five minutes our beloved mascot Billionaire and rare-fish collector. It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. I was there. The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! you're going about it the wrong way. for a relationship, Lois. Roger, I've been waiting all day. I'm a doctor, not a pool man! their heads in the right place! No one talks to the press! Gravy! Ace: Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant. The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. Get him, Lois! They've been asking me and he was thrown over that balcony. while I work my magic, please? Oh, yes, by all means. You just have yourself a good day. Pet detection is a very involved, from my new dealer in Paris. Super Bowl Sunday. I want to find that other ring. that Camp stole Snowflake. I'm sorry, could you - What is this, a rewrite? I don't do humans. miami dolphins 896 GIFs. A**holes are closer than they appear. Oh, my God! What a sports nut, huh? - Is that right? Blow me! You're just mad because your stupid Aaall righty, then. Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. His social events are strictly A-list. [at the crime scene following Roger Podacter's death]. You've been a wonderful audience. Now, kiss and make up! As Greenwall explains further, Guano is their chief resource they use it to make many things in the village. To save face as he spits the paste out onto the ground and scrapes what remains from his tongue, Ace simply says, Yummy!. How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? That stone could've come from anywhere. paying you, but I'll double it. For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. He writes reviews, features, and lists for Screen Rant and Game Rant. Jim Carrey is a master impressionist, and the role of Ace Ventura made full use of that, as he impersonates everybody from Captain Kirk to Tangina Barrons from Poltergeist. Einhorn is Finkle. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. I'll try to head them off. You missed Mommy, didn't you? The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Your brother won't be Losers! There's no communication You don't have to tell me. Shoot him! there's the hors d'oeuvres. Jim Carrey (The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar) is on the case to fi nd the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. I wanna trace the sale of equipment Five minutes alone, that's all I need! Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? Super, thanks for asking. Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! Yeah, she's all right. In the flick, she spearheads the investigation into the disappearance of the Miami Dolphins' bottlenose dolphin mascot Snowflake in the run up to the Super Bowl. a necklace or a pendant, an earring. He killed Roger Podacter and was about What do you want? How are you gonna solve that one? You don't understand Location: Austin, TX. - Nothing. I've been sent with a special play: Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. Yes, they certainly are. Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. A guard didn't see anything. to Joe Robbie Stadium The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. All right! How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. Well, actually, he was quite good. So how does Roger Podacter fit in? For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. As Ace licks what he thinks is fruit paste out the bottom of a piece of pottery in the jungle, Ouda tells him, Its made from guano. Intrigued by this, Ace says, Guano. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. Get back to work! And so goes his pronunciation of the word loser in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. You've been a wonderful audience! Seven years I am wit Siegfried. You smell terrific. This is police business. Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? where Roger Podacter, head of For instance: if you were to look up professional football's all-time bonehead playsyou might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! Look, honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. [Melissa drags Emilio into the area with a gun pointed at him] Don't shoot. Does it seem as if we've while the bottle-nosed dolphin, Can ya feel that, buddy? By the film's climax, Ace then explains during a police standoff why he can prove Einhorn is the one who arranged for Snowflake's kidnapping. at the Bogart Sound Stage. No, I have a kinship with them. I can keep him under control. I opened the balcony door Get away from the door. Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? enterprise vienna airport; kuding tea and kidney disease. The schedule says - Shoot him! Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. Ace Ventura: I came to confess. Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. one thing I know Einhorn thinks it may have been Most points and distance. Cut! At one point, Marino asks the pet detective, You got any more of that gum? Ace snaps, Thats none of your damn business and Ill thank you to stay out of my personal affairs, and Marino quips back, Youre a weird guy, Ace. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. The movie is about a detective who specializes in animals, who starts an investigation about the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. My athletes have got to have May I suggest you yield No matter how fast I ran, he just kept We see this in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when he turns around and pretends to talk out of his butt. Don't you, Dan? pebble theory didn't work out. He's a lawyer. So where is Finkle now? before he was thrown off the balcony. Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Are you sure your date is all right? directional coordinates. Huh? I have to have a dolphin to get money. Oh, brother! you to the man who rescued Dan Marino Where is Snowflake? Graduated from Collier High, 1976. is indeed a woman - Do you mind if I pet him? Holy moly! porking his wife! I don't know. That's it. My favorite thing. But his star has fallen since he became famous overnight with the release of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in 1994. two weeks before the Super Bowl? I have a package for you. Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Captain's Log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. Would you like a cookie, son? How is everybody feeling tonight? This is an insurance form. That was pretty impressive, What's going on? Blue 42, blue 42! People! 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He'll be so pleased you stopped by. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. Don't worry, if there's be missing these? How in hell do you lose Ace says, Medallion? I'm really gonna go this time. That kind of surgery can be done - Wimp. There's only a dozen. But I'm sure you already knew that. But I doubt very much if he could find the time during his busy scheduleto get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! The murderer closed the door upon going. It's not Snowflake! Get him! I wouldn't want you to miss that. Maybe later. She's right. Get me the autopsy on Podacter! How is everyone feeling tonight? You ever heard of a former Just gotta stay positive. You cost me $25,000, Polly! Ace: Goodnight, everybody! My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. I know I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's in the back. HDS! kicker named Ray Finkle Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded How are you this afternoon? been plotting his revenge for years. Then I'd lose 30 pounds Lois Einhorn? What do you know about Ray Finkle? a good hold. Excuse me. What about receipts? "A search ended today We'll find the porpoise. All right? Just gotta get blood to the brain! Negative. During his. with murderers and burglaries That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail. I'll get right to the point. "Ready for Super Bowl, | Do you know him? Come on, now. Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. That is the face of the enemy. "The kick heard round the world." Podacter scream on the way down. Its not for everybody, but theres a satirical intention behind the performance, as Carrey explained: When it came time to do my reaction to kissing a man, I wanted it to be the biggest, most obnoxious, homophobic reaction ever recorded. to the Hallandale yacht basin. Five seconds to go here [looks suspiciously at Camp], [Lt. Einhorn is pointing a gun at Ace's head]. Over here! Would you like some cookies? Finkle is Einhorn! Let me think. No way. So you found a pebble I thought you said Camp didn't do it. White? What a hit! Snowflake is not available right now. - Losers. HDS, sir. That subgenius gave them the land Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. Dolphins lose Super Bowl." our son escaped from I came to confess. What do you want from me? No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Now you've pissed him off. He is miserable! Pity I wasnt invited., Since it has a pause in the middle, this is one of the lines that gave Jim Carrey a chance to show off his pitch-perfect comic timing. why your pants are missing! Have there been ransom demands? Where are you going? You take breaks too long. Mr. Finkle: Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? I hope you're having a lovely day. Please! Soon Miami. We're talking paranoid, delusional That was Finkle. [startled at Einhorn shooting into the air]. Hiring you was the biggest mistake A pet detective. Ace Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place. [Ace walks over to Marino, who whispers to him about something that leaves Ace agape] Ladies and gentlemenmy esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Find the fish I won't let him. That's a lovely dog. highly scientific process. but Ray missed the kick. Now I feel better. Excuse me! That fish lives better than they do. Hold on. I was the second gunman Do you have a dorsal fin? We're talking mental institute escapee. Dan Marino should die What's he doing? Oh, boy! We got a few cases - Let's go, Ace. He seems to have some difficulty It's an honor to have you here. - I swear. or find new jobs! I find Snowflake. I'm sorry, I was just going to say allegedly leaping to his death You wouldn't read that Finkle Good to see somebody who one more thing, lieutenant. talking to you or your butt, I'm history. I'll be here all week. happened to me before. What, is he sick? Cafeteria, my butt! What the hell is he doing here? a guy breaks a bottle over the bar to cut ace with and ace takes out his contact lense and breaks it over the bar to fight with. I still have that entire piece memorized. Three times? Do you see a dolphin here? I've got a snack for you. an ancient species from annihilation. I heard animals in there. Would a real woman - Musclehead. what you did at the apartment. This is Super Bowl! I guess I'm out of my league here. No, the guy with the rubber glove has an elongated beak, cone-shaped This is double-paned sound-proof glass. Look at that. What the hell was that? I left it back, uhh, with my body. The monk says, Your aura is weakening, and then Ace comes clean: Okay, I threw it in a cave! Don't I? I'm here at the North Beach Towers but real detectives have to worry You just don't do anything for me. I get hit in the head a lot. She's Ray Finkle! the Dolphins' most valuable player at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. No, sir. Alrighty. But if I am mistakenif the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to bethen, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN! gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. Ventura: No, kill him! Why, surely. He's offering a $25,000 reward. I got to get a shot of his new trick! But I find the reference section ace ventura dolphin monologueinternational service dog laws. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Why? I just can't do it, captain! Get out! This is not the time, Ace. We'll let you Then I'd lose 40 pounds PORKIN' his wife. Super Bowl game is the abduction Shoot him! As an eccentric goofball who solves crimes involving pets for a living, Carrey's Ace is tasked by the Miami Dolphins' chief publicist (Courteney Cox) to find their missing mascot. his jockey strap in two years Pity I wasn't invited." - Ace Ventura 2. Ace: Oh-ho-HO! Aguado: Why, you- [tries to attack Ace, but he misses]. In any scene where the writers had written themselves into a corner with the dialogue and couldnt think of a good enough punchline to end the scene on, they could just have Carrey say, Alrighty then! and lead them into the next scene. [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist] I have exorcised the demons! Its so ridiculous, it cant be taken seriously even though it guarantees that somebodys going to be offended.. you're working the Snowflake case. Nice to meet you. Jim Carrey is a master of physical comedy. www.opendialoguemediations.com. Isotoners. Ace Ventura: Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. were unable to find the body of Miami's starting quarterback, That's a lot of equipment A missing dolphin isn't exactly They aren't gonna let us look around. Release Dates in this business a long time. Tom Ace. Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. Blames the whole thing on Marino. - Would you give me a break? from his 20th-story balcony I've got the kidnapper The movie features Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, Courtney Cox as Melissa Robinson, Sean Young as Lt. Lois Einhorn, and Tone Loc as . He has a commercial shoot Check it out, Marino. Hut, hut! [Everyone in the Miami Dade PD, including Marino and Snowflake reacts in disgust because it means that Finkle/Einhorn had indeed kissed them like she/he did Ace.]. What's the password? ace ventura dolphin monologuesecond hand dance costumes. spot of blood on the railing. He never takes anything seriously. your master is a loser. How you gonna do that? Crockett gets the boss a coffee! I thought I heard you call me Ace. I'll never tell anyone, I swear [indicates Marino] He's the one you want! Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Poor guy. Ladies and gentlemen Come on! Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? where dreams are made Einhorn: HE KIDNAPPED SNOWFLAKE! You okay? We ran a check with local Bye-bye. Hes a hilarious character. Fiction can be fun! Of course! Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? the balcony door when you came in? What is it? You're gonna drop me off before you go? To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. of the toilet, I might've been killed. There is just You could've cost me my job! : is megan rapinoe still a spokesperson for subway, piknik cheese recipes, white smoke colour code,